Januar 6, 2021 Another Dog With No Legs Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t commin‘!
Januar 6, 2021 Get Me Another Lawyer Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn’t interested in my case.Judge…
Januar 6, 2021 Another Dumb Blonde A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas….
Januar 6, 2021 There goes another one |Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: „Mick! I lost me finger!“ „Have you now?“…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the maggot say to another? |What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
Januar 6, 2021 From another planet |NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has ruled that a defendant can’t show up for trial wearing…
Januar 6, 2021 A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home… A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked,…
Januar 6, 2021 And yet another Clinton joke They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots support.
Januar 6, 2021 Another costume A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, „I’m going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam.“ The girl brings outa…