Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes „Why are you so excited?“, the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. „But doc, this is my first operation.“ „Really?…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn’t the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, „I keep seeing spots in front…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death’s door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor and nurse jokes „The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.“ „And did he?“ „Yes, I had to sell the car to…