A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, „You have to take a Breathalyzer test.“ The guy says, „I can’t. I have asthma, and it’ll start me on a coughing fit.“The cop says, „Then I have to give you a blood test.“ The guy says, „You can’t. I’m a hemophiliac, and if you prick me, I’ll bleed all over the place.“The cops says, „Then you have to get out of the car and walk a straight line.“ The guy says, „I can’t.“ The cop says, „Why not?“ The guy says, „Because I’m drunk you idiot… didn’t you see the way I was driving!“
