Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft renames itself |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to „Moft“ — which will clear up space on user’s hard disks. It is…
Januar 6, 2021 Graphics work too much |You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time. When you fist heard that some people…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft trademarks TM |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI) – Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) announced today…
Januar 6, 2021 Ethical software group |SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO „WATCH LIST“New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for the Ethical Treatment of Software (PETS) announced today that seven…
Januar 6, 2021 Waiting on a long line |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At…
Januar 6, 2021 Surfing the Internet |Surfin‘ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in sightI logon to the web and start to surfand then…
Januar 6, 2021 New product cuts stress |From „Machine Design“ Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot…
Januar 6, 2021 User song and music |User(To the tune of Beck’s „Loser“)In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic…
Januar 6, 2021 Windows 98 hourly tweaks |11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal „Impeach Janet Reno“ messages in start-up screen. 9. New Internet Explorer feature: whenever you visit…
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of Windows |Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating…