Januar 6, 2021 Windows 98 hourly tweaks |11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal „Impeach Janet Reno“ messages in start-up screen. 9. New Internet Explorer feature: whenever you visit…
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of Windows |Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating…
Januar 6, 2021 A letter to the editors |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the…
Januar 6, 2021 The power of shifting |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them,…
Januar 6, 2021 The system crash song |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of „The Monster Mash“) I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft versus GM |Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, „If GM had…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing furniture |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a keyboard error |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no…
Januar 6, 2021 Type what I tell you |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said „File not…
Januar 6, 2021 Oh the Internet is slow |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow,…