Kategorie: insults

You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma’s…

You’re momma so fat, she be sellin‘ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You’re momma so…

Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly random-access. Her mental function can be…

He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He fell out…

Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one. Has an IQ one…

Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors under load. Gives a lot of bull for somebody…

Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in the mousetrap. S p a c e d o u…

Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory of a missing link. Failed the Turing test. Fell out…

Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one right turn. Pressure’s up, but there’s a slow…

Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the rupee. Doesn’t have the brain power to toast a crouton….