Januar 6, 2021 Does your dog bite? |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. „Does your dog bite?““No.“A few…
Januar 6, 2021 Who keeps saying those things? |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice…
Januar 6, 2021 A golf club visits a local bar |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. „Why not,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Someone stole things from me |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. „They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the…
Januar 6, 2021 A brain goes to a local bar |A brain walks into a bar and says, „I’ll have a pint of beer please.“The barman looks at him and says „Sorry, I can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad luck finding a place to hide |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, „Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I…
Januar 6, 2021 The wife is not speaking to me |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more…
Januar 6, 2021 I know you were drunk yesterday |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at…
Januar 6, 2021 If she went out with me |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn’t smell very good. Finally…
Januar 6, 2021 My girlfriend is out in the car |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender,…