Januar 6, 2021 Rob the supermarket |A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide…
Januar 6, 2021 Part of the service |Polceman: „I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the night.“Man: „What’s the charge?“Polceman: „Oh, there’s no charge. It’s all…
Januar 6, 2021 Reading the scripture |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching…
Januar 6, 2021 The woman is on fire |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that…
Januar 6, 2021 You're in big trouble |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, „Is there a problem, Officer?““No…
Januar 6, 2021 Try to spell that name |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.She said, „I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia…
Januar 6, 2021 Some stupid truckers |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11’3.“They got…
Januar 6, 2021 Watching for suicide |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills…
Januar 6, 2021 Strange name for cats |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named „LOVE.“ It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So,…
Januar 6, 2021 Testing a new recruit |Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?New Recruit:…