Kategorie: computer

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer. You’re just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could…

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses „windows“.

Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a computer. My goodness, you’d better come to my surgery right away! I can’t, my power cable won’t…

What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don’t know! Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!

When do computers go to sleep? When it’s internight.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn’t…