Januar 6, 2021 Women's translations |WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We need… = I wantIt?s your decision = The correct decision…
Januar 6, 2021 Men and Parking Spots |How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Januar 6, 2021 Women seeking men |“WOMEN SEEKING MEN“ Classifieds40-ish means: 48Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever willAffectionate means: PossessiveArtist means: UnreliableAverage looking means: You figure this…
Januar 6, 2021 man's idea of housework? |What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Januar 6, 2021 Women's instructions |WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known…
Januar 6, 2021 Great to be a woman |Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies. Speeding ticket? What’s that? New lipstick gives you a whole…
Januar 6, 2021 man to do situps |What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.
Januar 6, 2021 Modems beat women |Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to…
Januar 6, 2021 50/50 relationship |How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!