Januar 6, 2021 Gas Station Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Inflatable high heels I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she’d popped her clogs.
Januar 6, 2021 Drown my troubles I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to go swimming!
Januar 6, 2021 Trick or Treat I never actually grapsed the whole „Trick or treat“ ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on…
Januar 6, 2021 Pray for a bike When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn’t work that way,…
Januar 6, 2021 Surgery I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my…
Januar 6, 2021 Marmite Competition I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite…..one jar!
Januar 6, 2021 HMO My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Januar 6, 2021 Gas Stations Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin
Januar 6, 2021 Taxes The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don’t have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can’t find…