Januar 6, 2021 My Dog Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‚dog people‘ that freak me out. „Oh, look at her, she’s precious,just like Mommy.“ Me?!? If…
Januar 6, 2021 Gas Station Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Inflatable high heels I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she’d popped her clogs.
Januar 6, 2021 Drown my troubles I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to go swimming!
Januar 6, 2021 Trick or Treat I never actually grapsed the whole „Trick or treat“ ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on…
Januar 6, 2021 Pray for a bike When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn’t work that way,…
Januar 6, 2021 Surgery I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my…
Januar 6, 2021 Marmite Competition I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite…..one jar!
Januar 6, 2021 Drown my troubles I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to go swimming!
Januar 6, 2021 Pray for a bike When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn’t work that way,…