Januar 6, 2021 Where are we? |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to…
Januar 6, 2021 What's that sound? |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be…
Januar 6, 2021 Phone songs |All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held notes.Mary Had A Little Lamb3212333,…
Januar 6, 2021 Musical jokes |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you sing country music…
Januar 6, 2021 Any last requests? |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are…
Januar 6, 2021 How to buy a stero |1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 100.2. The ideal system should have as many lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Musician jokes |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around…
Januar 6, 2021 Harp jokes |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q:…
Januar 6, 2021 Operas that never made it |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Januar 6, 2021 Oboe jokes |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q:…