Januar 6, 2021 Violin jokes |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like…
Januar 6, 2021 What is your IQ? |Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he’ll ask his guests what their I.Q. is–hopefully this…
Januar 6, 2021 Here is your punishment |“Haven’t I seen your face before?“ a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.“You have, Your Honor,“ the man answered hopefully. „I gave your…
Januar 6, 2021 Looking to buy |A man walks into a shop. „You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried…
Januar 6, 2021 Vocal jokes |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can’t find the key and doesn’t know when to come…
Januar 6, 2021 Harp jokes |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q:…
Januar 6, 2021 Operas that never made it |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Januar 6, 2021 Oboe jokes |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q:…
Januar 6, 2021 Orchestra jokes |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do…
Januar 6, 2021 Organ jokes |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist’s fingers like lightning?A: Because…