Januar 6, 2021 The Insensitive Gorilla A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a duck and a cow? What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.
Januar 6, 2021 The story with the moral In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the biggest drawback in the jungle? What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you catch an elephant? How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take aloadof peas and…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs? What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Januar 6, 2021 An old lady owned two monkeys… An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.“So you want them mounted?“ asked the taxidermist.To…
Januar 6, 2021 There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through… There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine…
Januar 6, 2021 Why don't oysters give to charity? Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.