Januar 6, 2021 When you are young |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 10 |OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they’re just fooling themselvesOLD MAIDS count on fingers, but…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm over the hill |We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all that bad.So give us „five“ and then a smileTo us…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 9 |OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to barOLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die,…
Januar 6, 2021 How old are you? |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. „I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,“…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 13 |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte…
Januar 6, 2021 Will you marry me? |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said „yes“….
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 11 |OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN PUDDLES never die, they just dry upOLD SAILORS never…
Januar 6, 2021 What was its name? |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, „Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to…
Januar 6, 2021 OLD NEVER DIES 12 |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kickOLD SOLDIERS never die, they…