Kategorie: bicycle

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred.