Januar 6, 2021 The Wrong Way As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, „Herman, I just…
Januar 6, 2021 50-50 relationship What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!
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Januar 6, 2021 Men say the smartest things when… Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with „A woman once told me…“
Januar 6, 2021 Sewage, Oh no When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police…
Januar 6, 2021 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know…
Januar 6, 2021 seconds to live Man walks into the Doctors office. „I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die“ Says the Doctor. The…
Januar 6, 2021 82 year old man An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to…