Januar 6, 2021 The company president called the chief security guard… The company president called the chief security guard into his office. „Chuck, we’ve received a complaint from one of the employees that you are…
Januar 6, 2021 Mrs. Jones is having her house painted… Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse… Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: „This won’t hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring… The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants — one of which would get the…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk? What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
Januar 6, 2021 Tough sell Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy. „I certainly don’t want to…
Januar 6, 2021 Telegram received from ex-employee Telegram received from ex-employee:“Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.“
Januar 6, 2021 A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has… A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, „I saw you in your office…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. People with documents in their hands look likehardworking…
Januar 6, 2021 The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day… The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, „Now look…