Januar 6, 2021 Who would steal? |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, „I have to go back…
Januar 6, 2021 Light bulb lawyers |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1:…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers on a jury |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning…
Januar 6, 2021 Unfit words to hear |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. „Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,“ instructed…
Januar 6, 2021 Keep that a secret |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach,…
Januar 6, 2021 Learning a lesson |A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to…
Januar 6, 2021 Is there a way to thank you? |“How can I ever thank you?“ gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.“My dear woman,“ Darrow replied, „ever…
Januar 6, 2021 Leaving money for the dead |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his…
Januar 6, 2021 Here's your fee schedule |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.“Alright,“ the lawyer says looking through his papers. „You owe me $1000 down…
Januar 6, 2021 What should they get? |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth…