Januar 6, 2021 Who would steal? |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, „I have to go back…
Januar 6, 2021 Light bulb lawyers |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1:…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers on a jury |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning…
Januar 6, 2021 Unfit words to hear |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. „Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,“ instructed…
Januar 6, 2021 Keep that a secret |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach,…
Januar 6, 2021 Learning a lesson |A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to…
Januar 6, 2021 Leaving money for the dead |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his…
Januar 6, 2021 Here's your fee schedule |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.“Alright,“ the lawyer says looking through his papers. „You owe me $1000 down…
Januar 6, 2021 What should they get? |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth…
Januar 6, 2021 Unreasonable bill |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:“Was walking down the…