Januar 6, 2021 Who would steal? |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, „I have to go back…
Januar 6, 2021 Light bulb lawyers |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1:…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers on a jury |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning…
Januar 6, 2021 Unfit words to hear |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. „Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,“ instructed…
Januar 6, 2021 Keep that a secret |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach,…
Januar 6, 2021 Learning a lesson |A prominent lawyer’s son dreamed of following in his father’s footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors, he returned home to…
Januar 6, 2021 Replacing lab rats with lawyers |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally,…
Januar 6, 2021 Tell the whole truth |`You seem to be in some distress,‘ said the kindly judge to the witness. `Is anything the matter?’`Well, your Honour,‘ said the witness, `I…
Januar 6, 2021 Some last minute requests |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, „Give it to me straight. How long have I…
Januar 6, 2021 Get away with murder |Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: „I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years“Herman: „Hmm. I killed a man, and I’m…