Kategorie: aviation

Stewardess“ „Yes, Sir?“ „I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight…

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, „Wait Please.“ To which Laloo replied,…

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with…

„I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. „You will bring me down safely, won’t you? „All I can say…

According to „The Australian,“ an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the…

ATC: „Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? “ Cessna: „To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating.“ ATC: „I meant in the next…

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said „Hi Jack.“ He shot me.

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it–until finally the husband just knew when his…

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time…

A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his…