Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Stewardess“ „Yes, Sir?“ „I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can’t see the in-flight…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, „Wait Please.“ To which Laloo replied,…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes „I’ve never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. „You will bring me down safely, won’t you? „All I can say…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. „It’s to keep…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…