Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: „Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Little boy to airline pilot: „You’re a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.“ Pilot: „Not if I do it right.“
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how…