Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A young guy in a two-engine fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: „Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Little boy to airline pilot: „You’re a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting.“ Pilot: „Not if I do it right.“
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how…
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes „Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings..“ „OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!“
Januar 6, 2021 Aviation jokes A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but…