Kategorie: aviation

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so…

A woman called and said, „I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola on one of those computer planes.“ I asked if she meant to fly…

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a…

McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. „It’s to keep…

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary…

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the…

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is…

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the…

USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out…