Januar 6, 2021 Harp jokes |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q:…
Januar 6, 2021 Operas that never made it |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Januar 6, 2021 Oboe jokes |Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What are burning oboes used for?A: To set bassoons on fire.Q:…
Januar 6, 2021 Orchestra jokes |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do…
Januar 6, 2021 Organ jokes |Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another stop.Q: Why are a organist’s fingers like lightning?A: Because…
Januar 6, 2021 Playing music |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were working up quite a sweat, until…
Januar 6, 2021 Piano jokes |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run…
Januar 6, 2021 Bach in a Minuet |A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet
Januar 6, 2021 That was no piccolo |Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, „Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?“ The…