Januar 6, 2021 Drown my troubles I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to go swimming!
Januar 6, 2021 Trick or Treat I never actually grapsed the whole „Trick or treat“ ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on…
Januar 6, 2021 Surgery I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my…
Januar 6, 2021 HMO My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Januar 6, 2021 Gas Stations Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin
Januar 6, 2021 Taxes The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don’t have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can’t find…
Januar 6, 2021 IRS The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you’re allowed to claim two or more…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychic Phenomena Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever…
Januar 6, 2021 Escalators An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an „Escalator temporarily out of order“ sign, just „Escalator temporarily…