Januar 6, 2021 A prisoner with skills |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Time for the wedding |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer,“ the man began, „I can explain.““Just be quiet,“ snapped the officer….
Januar 6, 2021 Prison vs. full-time job |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell.At work you spend most…
Januar 6, 2021 Where is your wife? |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: „Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car…
Januar 6, 2021 Warning all shoplifters |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Very stupid robbers |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, „I hear sirens. Jump!“The second one said, „But we’re on the 13th floor!“The first…