Januar 6, 2021 The woman is on fire |A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that…
Januar 6, 2021 You're in big trouble |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, „Is there a problem, Officer?““No…
Januar 6, 2021 Try to spell that name |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.She said, „I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia…
Januar 6, 2021 Some stupid truckers |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11’3.“They got…
Januar 6, 2021 Watching for suicide |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't say this to a cop |The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost far from a home |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said…
Januar 6, 2021 The reason for running |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually…
Januar 6, 2021 Rookie is on the job |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to…
Januar 6, 2021 A prisoner with skills |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The…