Januar 6, 2021 You're in big trouble |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, „Is there a problem, Officer?““No…
Januar 6, 2021 Try to spell that name |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.She said, „I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia…
Januar 6, 2021 Some stupid truckers |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11’3.“They got…
Januar 6, 2021 Watching for suicide |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills…
Januar 6, 2021 Strange name for cats |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named „LOVE.“ It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So,…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost far from a home |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said…
Januar 6, 2021 The reason for running |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually…
Januar 6, 2021 Rookie is on the job |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to…
Januar 6, 2021 A prisoner with skills |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Time for the wedding |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer,“ the man began, „I can explain.““Just be quiet,“ snapped the officer….