Januar 6, 2021 New product cuts stress |From „Machine Design“ Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them, or some sort of system error costs you a lot…
Januar 6, 2021 User song and music |User(To the tune of Beck’s „Loser“)In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic…
Januar 6, 2021 Windows 98 hourly tweaks |11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal „Impeach Janet Reno“ messages in start-up screen. 9. New Internet Explorer feature: whenever you visit…
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of Windows |Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating…
Januar 6, 2021 A letter to the editors |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the…
Januar 6, 2021 The power of shifting |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them,…
Januar 6, 2021 The system crash song |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of „The Monster Mash“) I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft versus GM |Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, „If GM had…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing furniture |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a keyboard error |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no…