Januar 6, 2021 Oh the Internet is slow |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our packets have nowhere to go,Net is slow, net is slow,…
Januar 6, 2021 Life cycle of software |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs…
Januar 6, 2021 What movies teach us |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors…
Januar 6, 2021 Password selection rules |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these…
Januar 6, 2021 The Borg versus Microsoft |Picard „Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft runs the I.R.S. |If Microsoft Ran The IRS „Government should be run like a business.“ We’ve all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service…
Januar 6, 2021 Real opcodes |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow…
Januar 6, 2021 Programmer's drinking song |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Real software engineers eat quiche. |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across…
Januar 6, 2021 Solution to the Y2K problem |The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to address the…