Januar 6, 2021 I'm ignoring Y2K |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur…
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may…
Januar 6, 2021 The technical geek test |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) |Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95:…
Januar 6, 2021 Password selection rules |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these…
Januar 6, 2021 The Borg versus Microsoft |Picard „Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft runs the I.R.S. |If Microsoft Ran The IRS „Government should be run like a business.“ We’ve all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates picks his own punishment |Satan greets him: „Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and…
Januar 6, 2021 Would you define OCR? |OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they’re in the right font,…
Januar 6, 2021 Floppy disk care |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out…