Januar 6, 2021 Real software engineers eat quiche. |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across…
Januar 6, 2021 Solution to the Y2K problem |The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer industry, has found a lower cost alternative to address the…
Januar 6, 2021 If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer |What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help you resolve your computer problems.If…
Januar 6, 2021 The Windows Rejection Song |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some…
Januar 6, 2021 Help stories from Tech Support |Compaq is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“ key is. AST technical support…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm ignoring Y2K |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur…
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may…
Januar 6, 2021 The problem is at your end |One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Husband 1.0 |Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it’s a memory hog, leaving very little system…
Januar 6, 2021 Great news for Bill Gates |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going…