Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) |Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95:…
Januar 6, 2021 Password selection rules |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these…
Januar 6, 2021 The Borg versus Microsoft |Picard „Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft runs the I.R.S. |If Microsoft Ran The IRS „Government should be run like a business.“ We’ve all heard that chestnut. Here is how the Internal Revenue Service…
Januar 6, 2021 Real opcodes |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC AlphaBetize CodeABR Add Beyond RangeACC Advance CPU ClockACDC Allow…
Januar 6, 2021 Programmer's drinking song |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the code.101 little bugs in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Real software engineers eat quiche. |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate them, and on the rare occasions that they come across…
Januar 6, 2021 Bill Gates picks his own punishment |Satan greets him: „Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and…
Januar 6, 2021 Would you define OCR? |OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they’re in the right font,…
Januar 6, 2021 Floppy disk care |By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out…