Januar 6, 2021 The Windows Rejection Song |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some…
Januar 6, 2021 Help stories from Tech Support |Compaq is considering changing the command „Press Any Key“ because of the flood of calls asking where the „Any“ key is. AST technical support…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm ignoring Y2K |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur…
Januar 6, 2021 Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may…
Januar 6, 2021 The technical geek test |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta) |Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced yesterday the introduction of a new product for Windows 95:…
Januar 6, 2021 Password selection rules |CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities, and to avoid the possibility of unauthorized use of these…
Januar 6, 2021 Software development cycle |1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains…
Januar 6, 2021 Girlfriend 1.0 software |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it’s a memory hogger! It…
Januar 6, 2021 Hacker syndrome |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day. Why they get up at 4am…