An old man approaches the window of a cinema with
a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the
counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, „Well,
my pet
chicken, of course!“ „I’m sorry,“ The girl tells him. „We
can’t
allow animals in the cinema.“ The man goes around the corner
and stuffs
the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window,
buys his
ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts
to get hot and
begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so
the chicken can stick
it’s head out and watch the film. Seated
next to him is a woman. She
looks over at his lap and is horrified.
She elbows her friend Agnes and
whispers, „Agnes, this man over here
has just unzipped his trousers!“
Agnes whispers back, „Oh, don’t
worry about it…you’ve seen one,
you’ve seen them all.“ Madge
says, „I KNOW…but this one’s eating my
POPCORN!!“
