Januar 6, 2021 What's pink and slowly turns red? What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Januar 6, 2021 Think quality A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and…
Januar 6, 2021 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with… I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with „Guess“ on it.So I said „Implants?“
Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a pub… The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,“cor! I’ve just had…
Januar 6, 2021 I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar… I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, „Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?“She…
Januar 6, 2021 The third wish A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said, ‚I…
Januar 6, 2021 A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes… A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door,…
Januar 6, 2021 A game of golf A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate…
Januar 6, 2021 OUCH! OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman…
Januar 6, 2021 A big bird Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly it. He…