Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. Patient: I don’t touch a drop.Doctor: You should cut down on smoking. Patient: I don’t smoke. Doctor: You should stop taking drugs. Patient: I don’t do drugs.Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing. Patient: Haven’t touched a woman in my life.Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends!
