A robber was robbing a house…

A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. „Jesus is watching you!“ „who’s there?“ The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. „What’s your name,“ the robber asked. „Cocodora“ said the parrot. „Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora“ said the robber. „The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus“, said the parrot.