Three cowboys
were hanging out in the
bunkhouse. „I know that smart aleck Tex,“
said the first. „He’s going to
start bragging about that new foreign car
he bought as soon as he
gets back.“
„Not Tex,“ the second cowboy replied. „He’ll always
be just a good
ol‘ boy. When he walks in, I’m sure all he’ll say
is hello.“
„I know Tex better than either of you,“ said the
third. „He’s so
smart, he’ll figure out a way to do both. Here he
comes now.“ Tex swung
open the bunkhouse door and shouted, „Audi,
partners!“