A herd of buffalo can move
only as fast as the slowest
buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it
is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for
the herd as a whole because the
general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the
regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way
the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills
brain cells, but
naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
