A man walks
into a shoe store, and tries
on a pair of shoes. „How do they feel?“
asks the sales
clerk.
„Well they feel a bit tight,“ replies the man.
The assistant
promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and at
the man’s feet.
„Try pulling the tongue out,“ the clerk says.
„Well, theyth
sthill feelth a bith tighth.“