One day there
were these three boys
walking down
the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‚HELP!
HELP!‘
When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill
Clinton in a
lake drowning. The three boys saved
him from drowning. Bill Clinton
asks the first
boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said,
‚I
want a boat.‘
The second boy said ‚I want a truck.‘
And the
third boy said, ‚I want three tombstones with are
names all on
them.‘ Bill Clinton said, ‚why is that son?‘
The little boy said,
‚because when my Dad finds out that we
saved you, he is going to kill
us all!‘