At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, „You have to help me, I hurt all over.“ „What do you mean?“ said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, „Ow, that hurts.“ -Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, „Ouch! That hurts, too.“ -Then she touched her right earlobe. „Ow, even THAT hurts.“ The doctor asked the woman, „Are you a natural blonde?“ -„Why yes,“ she said. „I thought so,“ said the doctor. „You have a sprained finger.“
