After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, „Mom, I’ve decided I’m going to be a minister when I grow up. „That’s okay with us,“ the mother said, „But what made you decide to be a minister?“ „Well,“ the boy replied, „I’ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.