Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog’s name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I’m late. I was playing with Mypenis.- I’m sorry, Officer. I didn’t realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.- Mypenis doesn’t come when I call it.- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.- I love giving Mypenis a bath.- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won’t get excited anymore. He just plays dead.- Mypenis got out last night. I think he’s sleeping with the lady next door.- If Mypenis was a weiner dog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.- Help! I can’t find Mypenis!- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking forMypenis.- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer – I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!- Watch it or you’ll step on Mypenis.- When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.- Stop kicking Mypenis.- When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.- Mypenis is truly man’s best friend.- Beware of Mypenis. He’s carrying a disease.- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.- Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.- There’s nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.- I’ve trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.- Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.- Excuse me – I need a muzzle for Mypenis.- Sorry I’m late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night…
