„Doctor, I need your help,“ the woman says. „What seems to be the problem?“ „My husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually. What can I do?“ „Hmmm. That’s a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?“ „Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn’t enough for me. You’ve got to help me!“ „Er … Why don’t you take a lover?“ „I have! I still don’t get enough.“ „Take another lover.“ „I did. In fact, I have eight lovers – and I still don’t get enough sex!“ „Gosh, that’s an anomaly.“ „Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it’s an anomaly! They all keep telling me I’m a whore!“