|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What’s got six legs and can fly long distances?A: Three swallows!Q: What is a duck’s favorite TV show?A: The feather forecast!Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?A: A bird that will talk you ear off!Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?A: A box of quackers!
