These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world. Microsoft: „How much are you going to pay today?“ MTV: „Loud and easy to spell.“ Saks 5th Avenue: „You Could Shop Here if You’re Poor, But That Would be Stupid!“ Iguana: „The other green meat.“ Nike: „Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump!“ Daisy Air Rifles: „Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years.“ Canon Photocopiers: „Quit calling them Xeroxes!“ Apple MacIntosh: „Hey, we thought of it first!“ Radio Shack: „You’ve got questions, we’ve got geek losers!“ Professional Bowling on NBC: „Oh, why don’t you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?“
