Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, „If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?“The first lady thinks for a minute and says, „Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime.“The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, „7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up.“The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, „Jack Daniels.“The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, „Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor.“The third lady says, „Yep, thats my Larry!“
