Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these…Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like, „Pick Me!! Pick Me!!“Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to „Mission Impossible“.When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, „NO, NO! It’s those voices again!“Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.Look right into the security cameras, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, „Why won’t you people just leave me alone?“Set up a tent in the Camping Department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bed and Bath aisle.Re-dress mannequins as you see fit.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, „I think we’ve got a Code 3 in housewares.“Make a trail of orange juice on the ground leading to the restrooms.Try bras on over your clothes. (works very well if you’re a man)Run up to an employee, (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell at him, „I need tampons!“Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they are not looking.
