An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, „Are you a real cowboy?““Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences… I guess I am,“ replied the cowboy.After a short while he asked her what she was.“I’ve never been on a ranch so I’m not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women,“ told the young woman.A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.A couple sat down next to him and asked, „Are you a real cowboy?““Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I’m a lesbian!“
