A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.My father carries around the picture of the kid that came with his wallet.I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, „do you think we’ll ever find them? He said, „I don’t know kid, there are so many places they can hide.
