Kategorie: aardvark

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It’s the VCRdvard

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!

Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion? Tanto

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!

Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark:…

Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t? Aardvarks don’t have trunks!

I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very…

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can’t beat ‚em, eat ‚em!

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!