Kategorie: aardvark

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf? A paredvark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!