Kategorie: accountant

A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, „I’m a…

When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work

How do you know when an accountant’s on holidays? He doesn’t wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.

What would Economics be without assumptions? Accounting

What does CPA stand for? Can’t Produce Anything

What does FCPA stand for? Finally Caught Pinching the Assets

Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait…

Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.